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Everytime-

I encounter a gaggle of sorority girls dressed in state of the art clone wear( the uggs northface, the works), deep in their shallow trivial conversations, sprinkled with OMGSSSS here and there- I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING THEM IN THE FACE AND MYSELF FOR HAVING THE MISFORTUNE OF LISTENING !! “SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO KAPPA KAPPA SLAPPA HOE!”- Chico the hoe.

Jan 26th

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“LET’S GET WHITE GIRL WASTED!!!”- will forever miss the hoe in the da flesh David “chico” chavez.

Jan 19th

Jan 13th

20 New Year’s Resolutions For 20-Somethings «... →

Jan 3rd

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Before I die, an arctic expedition is happening.

Jan 3rd

Born a city rat, will die a city rat.

Dec 28th

All the Single Ladies - The Atlantic →

IT’S ABOUT FREAKEN TIME!!!

Dec 24th

A letter to myself

I’m no longer a little girl anymore, intimated by your words. The pain felt by your hand will no longer hurt me. No tears will be shed. I’ve grown beyond that. The pain of the years has made me turn to stone. For better or worst it has rid me of emotion and left me with a cosmetic veil to deal with the everyday. Its only superficial;artificial. I solely dwell in the comfort...

Dec 20th

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You know when you like someone a lot ...

they take your hunger away….? FUCK!

Dec 15th

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Dec 3rd

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Dec 1st

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[a working title]

I wish I had more time to write while at u of I… maybe if I didn’t work freaken 25 hours a week…. :/ Teetering at the edge of infinity, I find my self often, On the brink of nothingness On the brink of something To some, the fear of jumping into the edge of nothingness: the vast void that has long plagued humanity, inspired writers and tormented souls Is the greatest...

Nov 27th

Every Black Friday

I go on a mad crazy shopping spree. But I don’t want anything this time. I’m contempt. Oh I need a lot of things to replace the worn out crap I call ” my worldly possessions” , a new DSLR to replace my old one, a new computer my freezes and has a line on it, a surround system( mine broke), new headphones, fix my pod( again) But those things can wait. I’m materially...

Nov 24th

I hate how I look dumb and awkward in every one of my pictures…. this means i ust look dumb and awkward in real life -_- sigh…….

Nov 23rd

I believe people

are all inherently good. so if someone stops me tells me I’m a sinner and I’m going to hell with everyone else, then expects me to join their religion. …… No thank you!

Nov 15th

Let the work roll

I got a job offer for after I graduate teaching english in taiwan….. No application… No waiting, paid housing, paycheck… For a year. Flight included. So tempting… well theres one option…americorps another„ straight to grad school. Can time just freeze till I get my shit together. Pretty please.

Nov 12th

according to voltaire “we are the atoms of the moment… “ In one sentence he was able to reduce our life to the tiniest of insignificant particle that we occupy in the grand scheme of the universe, as well as conclude that our term in life is finite; life will go on after you just as life did before you. …… Let it simmer on you.

Nov 8th

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Nov 5th

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S- Not a ploblem Another forced dead smile...

Nov 2nd

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certified bartender

In the state of Illinois! Yeah buddy!

Oct 31st

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Oct 25th

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I'm sorry....

BUT IF YOU DON’T FUCKING PAY CITY TAXES, IF YOUR HOUSE IS NOT WITHIN CITY LIMITS AND IF YOU DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE INNER CITY SCHOOLING OR THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS YOU ARE NOT!!!!! FROM CHICAGO!!!! I don’t care if you’re a block away, I don’t care if you spent alot of time there, you are not from Chicago!!! no I’m not being mean, I’m saying the truth....

Oct 23rd

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I rather have a root canal

Than study for this damn exam. Upperclassmanship sucks

Oct 13th

The Academy Is… Almost here Thanks for...

Oct 8th

Clavicle- Alkaline Trio ” I wanna lay naked...

Sep 27th

Good Utopian literature is dystopian at heart because it makes us realize the Dystopia we live in.

Sep 15th

I might be way over my head...

just a little bit. -So I just got an internship for making community outreach health programs for downstate illinois. I have to come up with fundraisers and events and educational programs along with two other interns. [TIME COMMITMENT] - most shifts at work have been Student supervisor. I’m avereging 20 hours of work a week [TIME COMMITMENT] - In APO trying to get the diamond award...

Sep 13th

I woke up

And there’s dude shorts, shoes and a shirt in the middle of the living room……. My roomates must have had a crazy time after I went to sleep at 4am…. JEEZE ……………. This is weird. WHO WALKS OUT WITHOUT THEIR PANTS AND SHOES!!!!!

Sep 11th

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Nothing says study break like

CARTOONS!!!! gotta love that regular show.

Aug 30th

Aug 29th

Dear weather people Please name a huricane angie as angelica might be too long ( 4 syllables!) And jelly too silly. Hopefully it will be destructive making the name ironique, mostly because the name has the root angel. Thank you concern weather watcher. Ps. Hope New York isn’t hit that hard.

Aug 27th

Maybe just like firehaus better

Aug 21st

Illinois.

Seeing my friend with all his college friends makes me miss terribly terribly terribly the following people: joseph roldan, juan valerio, michelle lee, kitty feng, sarah pascual, tina dinh, jason chan, kenny chan, derrick poe( even if hes never there) zack chan, the catering crew: maribel,.sam, sam,.kevin, chico ( hes never coming back!!!!) and ryan :( plus all the others

Aug 12th

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All the people on the flight to san francisco look like hippies……. Remember correlation is not causation

Aug 11th

Milwaukee

And I just saw a redneck skin popping heroin……..

Aug 10th

Milwaukee

Its like an older uglier version of chicago people are really friendly thpugh :)

Aug 10th

(dos xx man comes out.) Me:that is one attractive older man, Kitty: uhu Me: if I were an old lady I would totally hit that. What an atractive man. Kenny:ewww …………….. Yup its,finals alright

Aug 4th

Sometimes I think I’m bigger than the sound.

Aug 4th

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Jul 30th

Crimewave - Crystal Castles

Jul 29th

Jul 28th

una semana para que se acabe mis classes de verano. una semana y dos dias para que este viendo a coldplay en lolla palooza. ( son las 8:30 creo que a estas horas en una semana y tres dias voy estar aciendo eso mismo. =) EXACTAMENTE DOS SEMANAS PARA QUE ESTE EN UN AVION ACIA CALIFORNIA Tres semanas y tres dias para estar en mi nuevo apartamento con mis nuevas companeras de apartamento. No...

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